Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 2

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 2

Disclaimer-
I do not own, nor have in my possession, Fairly Odd Parents or
Weapons of Mass Destruction. They remain the sole property of
Nickelodeon Studios.

Authors
Note- New year New life to The Expectants II! Its changed from
my original version but Im trying to re-write as close to the
original as I can. There probably wont be another chapter for a
while, as theres still a lot of plot elements that Im
desperately trying to remember, and I dont want to publish
anything before its ready. It will get published in its entirety
though, whether sooner or later. Unless of course the whole story
gets wiped again, in which case I think well all agree that it was
just not meant to exist. So please read and review now that Im
writing again, because reviews are wonderful things and nourish me in
my day to day life.

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Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 3

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 3

Disclaimizzle-
Yo dawgs, this be the four one one. I is not, nor is I ever, be
ownin of Fairly Oddparents. You feelinme on this yo? Catcha all
on the flipside yo. Respec.

2. Blondas Baby Blues

Blonda sat
at the breakfast table, delicately sipping her decaf low-fat latte
and perusing her glossy magazines. She smiled with satisfaction when
she saw her photo on one of the covers and wondered what shed done
to be so newsworthy. Reading the headline, she spat out her coffee
and gaped at the magazine, shocked. She quickly flicked to the
relevant page and was confronted with a double page spread all about
her. The title splashed across the top screamed Blondas Baby
Blues

She
gasped; how could they possibly know? She frowned as she read the
article.

In a
Fairy Soap Guide exclusive, we can reveal for the first time
that Blonda, hospital honey and star of the popular All My
Biceps, could be expecting to hear the flitter flutter of tiny
wings some time soon.

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Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 1

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 1

Disclaimer-Nothing
has changed. FOP is still not mine.

Authors Note- In the proud tradition of all
unexpected successes, I have created a sequel. Yes, me again! Ive
been working on this since the last Friday of August, 2005 (aka
Chapter 7 of The Expectants), and unlike The Expectants, it actually
has a plot. Yay! And what a sequel it is! 99 more celebrities! 57
more special effects! An even though everyone has a
Blonda/Juandissimo fic now, it was innovative when I started writing
this, so dont say Im copying. The next chapter might be a while
in coming (I was hoping to see Blondas Have More Fun before
posting this), but Ill play it by ear and see how it goes.

Wanda woke up with a start, and found she was
shaking and sitting straight up in bed. She had just had a terrible
nightmare. It was just a dream, she told herself, trying to
calm down. It was just a dream, it was just a dream

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Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: New Friends Join The Party Chapter 4

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: New Friends Join The Party Chapter 4

Disclaimer- Don’t own it.

Timmy was completely and utterly confused as he entered ancient Rome.

The whole place was in a bit of a panic. People were running everywhere seeming to be looking for something. I wish could understand them. Wanda nodded and with a little poof Timmy could understand everything.

Apparently the crown was missing, which meant someone had gotten there first.

Drat! Remy must have beaten us here! Timmy quickly made a wish. I wish I knew the next date!

POOF!

August 2nd 1776! Great lets go, we should be able to beat Remy. Timmy entered the date and took off.

Matthew handed over the quill. Here you go kid.

Thanks! Timmy ran back to his time scooter just in time to see a strange, alien looking car fly down from the sky. He openly goggled at it.

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Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: New Friends Join The Party Chapter 1

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: New Friends Join The Party Chapter 1

Disclaimer- Don’t own FOP or BTTF

Prologue

He was twelve. Twelve. It felt good. Not nearly as good as he wished it did, but good none the less.

Wished…

That part was the best. He knew he wouldnt loose his Fairy God Parents for a while now.

Timmy, come down for breakfast!

Timmy Turner sighed. Coming Mom He replied unenthusiastically.

That was the worst.

One more year till his parents would let him stay home alone. Wait until youre a teenager. They said. At least he still had Cosmo and

Cosmo put down the blow torch.

Timmy chuckled. Wanda. Cosmo and Wanda, his Fairy God Parents. He walked to his door stopping just before he opened it. Cosmo, Wanda! Cmon, I cant be late for school! Suddenly he had a pink watch and a green book bag.

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Hentai Picture: Trixie Tang want Timmy Turner dick right now
There are some Fairly Odd Parents heroes that cannot master their imperative desire to copulate any more and get into those tit-bouncing pranks. Timmy Turner washes foam off her awesome body and blows off her fucker straight in the tub. Fair haired Fairly Odd Parents whore with killer body gets her pussy, anal crack, mouth and tits filled with massive schlongs and gets a lot of sticky semen dumped on her boobies!

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Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 6

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 6

Disclaimer-
Man, I forgot about these! Haha, sitting up here stating the obvious.
I, a power dork who writes fan-fiction to be published on the
internet, do not own/did not create a highly succesful
show/movie/entertainment product, nor belong to the international
entertainment industrial who produces them. ZOMG STFU no way!!!

6. The Morning After

Blonda
moaned, waking up slowly. Why was her bed was so uncomfortable? She
moaned and rolled over to find Juandissimo and fell right off the
couch. Waking up very quickly, Blonda rubbed the back of her head,
thankful nobody had been around to see her ungraceful tumble. She
yawned and delicately stretched her wings. Flying up with a promise
to herself that that would be the last time she fell asleep on the
couch, she flew to her room, thinking that a nice lie-in with
Juandissimo might make her feel better. She opened the door then
stopped dead at the sight that greeted her. Well of all the
mornings this had to happen

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FairlyOdd Parents Porno Story: New Mates Join The Party Chapter 3 – We Need To Begin Somewhere

FairlyOdd Parents Porno Story: New Mates Join The Party Chapter 3 – We Need To Begin Somewhere

Disclaimer- Don’t own it.

We Need To Start Somewhere

Great Scott! I didnt expect him to cease vocalizing; hopefully he wont recognize that commotion as our form of temporal displacement.

Uh, Jess

I did it again didnt I?

Yea you did.

Will I ever stop? It seems to be progressively getting worse. Jessica Witherspoon asked her fairy Jake. She only vaguely remembered the fact she was using a futuristic re-breather to let her breath on the moon. Thank God for futuristic technology eh?

Yea, a typical oxygen tank and respirator wouldnt be very convenient right now. Jacob, Jesss fairy explained.

Ha you do it too! Jess exclaimed throwing open her DeLorean time machines gull-wing door. She leaned out and took a rock off the surface just in time to see two time portals open up. She shook her head as she closed the door. Such inconvenient methods of time travel, I bet neither can fly. She tossed the moon rock to Jake and settled herself in the drivers seat. Flipping on the hover circuits the DeLoreans wheels folded up and the time machine hovered off the ground. I wish the Mr. Fusion was filled.

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FairlyOdd Parents Porno Story: I Hate Everything About You Chapter Three

FairlyOdd Parents Porno Story: I Hate Everything About You Chapter Three

Crocker couldnt stifle the gasp of pain, which may have been what alerted the passing staff. He pulled the knife from his chest as he fell to the ground, cursing himself. Hed missed his heart completely; instead of a quick death, it would be slow and painful. Oh, well, either way, it would all be over soon.

As his vision blurred, he heard gasps and shrieks. His co-workers had found him. He heard someone scream for somebody to call 911 as someone rolled him over onto his back. He felt someone pressing their hands to his chest in an attempt to stop the bleeding. Crocker focused on the person trying to save him. All he could see was her blue dress and her mass of red hair before his eyes slid closed. Before he slipped into unconsciousness, he could have sworn he heard her whispering, pleading with him to stay alive.

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Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: I Hate Everything About You Chapter 6

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: I Hate Everything About You Chapter 6

No! Waxelplax started sobbing into Crockers chest. The doctors and nurses left. She needed to be alone. No! Denzel, please! Please, come back! Come back

Crocker stood, frozen in shock. This was just too weird. Getting up and leaving his body he could handle, but Waxelplax mourning him? That was the last straw. He was sick of these cruel, twisted jokes. Crocker placed a foot on the first stair.

Denzel, please come back to me I love you

Crocker stopped. Had he really heard that? She loved him? Crocker looked at the sobbing woman as she begged, pleaded for him to come back. I love you I love you Waxelplax whispered.

If Crocker was alive, his heart would have been racing. All these years, hed been secretly pining for her. She was, in a way, his second obsession. After their break-up, hed tried everything to get himself to stop loving her, but nothing worked. So, instead, he busied himself with his mission to prove then existence of fairy godparents. Whenever he was asked why he was so obsessed, he always gave a different answer. But the first response he thought of, he never uttered: he wanted the woman he loved back.

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