Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 6

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II Chapter 6

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6. The Morning After

Blonda
moaned, waking up slowly. Why was her bed was so uncomfortable? She
moaned and rolled over to find Juandissimo and fell right off the
couch. Waking up very quickly, Blonda rubbed the back of her head,
thankful nobody had been around to see her ungraceful tumble. She
yawned and delicately stretched her wings. Flying up with a promise
to herself that that would be the last time she fell asleep on the
couch, she flew to her room, thinking that a nice lie-in with
Juandissimo might make her feel better. She opened the door then
stopped dead at the sight that greeted her. Well of all the
mornings this had to happen

Meanwhile,
in Timmys room, a pink-haired fairy was floating worriedly,
holding her baby.

Daddy,
have you seen Cosmo this morning? He didnt come to bed last night
and I cant find him anywhere.

No I
havent, sweet potato, answered Big Daddy, poofing Timmy out of
his pyjamas and into his clothes. I wouldnt worry though.

Why, do
you think hes okay?

No, I
just wouldnt worry.

Wanda
frowned at her fathers insensitivity and turned to her godchild.

What
about you Timmy? Did Cosmo say anything to you about going
somewhere?

No he
didnt. Is he missing again? asked Timmy, a note of concern in
his voice.

Im
afraid so sport.

Before
Timmy could comfort Wanda or start thinking of places the fairy could
be, Blonda poofed into the room.

I think
I have something that belongs to you, she said, grabbing Wandas
arm and rasing her wand to poof out again.

Blonda,
whatever it is I dont have time. Ive got to find Cosmo and

Believe
me, youll have time for this. Not giving Wanda another chance
to protest, Blonda poofed them to the hall outside her bedroom.
Wordlessly she swung open the door and pushed Wanda inside. What she
saw made her gasp then laugh. There on the bed was Cosmo and
Juandissimo, lying next to each other fast asleep.

Aww,
thats adorable! And I always thought they hated each other!

I think
their new-found friendship had some help, said Blonda darkly,
pointing to an empty bag on the floor that still had some remanent
powder in it. Wanda flew down suspiciously and tasted it.

Icing
sugar, said Wanda grimly. Ive told Cosmo a million
times to stay away from it. She tutted and shook her head. Here,
hold Alska for a second, Ive got to poof home and tell Timmy
Cosmos okay. Or at least, that I know where he is.

Before
Blonda could protest, Wanda bundled Alska into her arms and poofed
out of the room.

Hello
baby, said Blonda, holding her awkwardly. Alska gurgled and
drooled on her.

Eww,
said Blonda with disgust, holding Alska at arms length. And to
think Im going to have something like you. Youre just lucky
this dress wasnt designer.

Alska
gurgled and squirmed, uncomfortable in the grip of her aunt.
Thankfully for her and Blonda, Wanda reappeared quickly.

Babies
are gross, complained Blonda as she passed her niece back to
Wanda.

Youll
be such a good mother Blonda, said Wanda sarcastically.

Hey,
just because Im not like you! snapped Blonda. I never wanted
to be a mother! I never asked for this!

I bet
thats not the story Juandissimo would tell, said Wanda,
aberrantly crass.

They
glared at each other for a few moments before Wandas expression
softened. She had been kind of harsh.

Blonda,
Im sorry she started to say, but Blonda interrupted her
angrily.

Whatever
Wanda. Why dont you just leave? She was furious at her sister
for saying she wouldnt be a good mother. How dare Wanda say that,
to rub her face in it when Wanda seemed to be made of nothing but
maternal instincts? Wanda had thousands of years of godparenting
experience plus a loving husband to help her. Blonda didnt have
any of those things.

Fine,
maybe I will! Wanda was just as angry at Blonda; she always
brought out the worst in her. Shed tried to apologise and Blonda
just threw it back in her face; it happened since they were kids and
Blonda apparently had not grown up since. She was mean, petty and
selfish. Wanda was just about to tell her so when she hesitated. It
looked like Blonda was about to start crying. Whilst Blonda crying
wasnt a very rare event, genuine tears were, and there was real
emotion on her face.

Blonda?
she said gently.

Just
go, she said, turning her back on her.

No,
came Wandas gentle but firm reply.

Just
take your stupid husband and get out.

I wont
do that Blonda. She knew her sisters pride was getting in the
way of her sharing her problems, but it didnt look like she could
hold out for long.

Blonda
turned around and looked at Wanda fiercely. Wanda returned a calm but
determined look. They could both be extremely stubborn when they
wanted to be and they could have continued to glare at each other all
day. But Blondas emotions were stretched thin enough. Her resolve
weakening and unable to help herself, she started to sob. Wanda
gently placed Alska down between Cosmo and Juandissimo and flew over
to hug her sister.

Whats
wrong Blonda? she asked gently.

Its
this baby, of course snapped Blonda in reply. Wanda, I dont
want a baby! I never did! Thats why I became an actress instead of
a fairy godparent. I wanted to be part of a glamorous power couple,
carrying a small dog and sippping down mojitas in between being seen
at fashionable parties and going on exotic holidays! I want to be the
one looked after and pampered, not me doing it for something else!

Thats
what growing up and being a mother is about, Blonda, said Wanda,
unable to keep a tone of annoyance and condescension out of her
voice. Actually thinking about someone other than yourself.
And besides, she continued, before Blonda could snap at her,
theres still Juandissimo. Hes pleased about the baby at
least.

You
mean Mr. Mid-Life-Crisis over there? she said, glaring at her
boyfriend with disdain. Its only a matter of time before I wake
up and find him gone. He even had to go out and get sugared to forget
about this mess. Blonda glared at him some more. And so what if
he does want it? I dont! He doesnt care about that, he doesnt
have to carry it, he doesnt have to have his life ruined by it! He
can leave any time he wants and go back to chasing after whoever he
wants and doing whatever he wants.

You
keep going on about wants, snapped Wanda, beginning to get
frustrated. I want this, I dont want that, want want want! This
isnt just about you or Juandissimo or what either of you want!
Its about what you need to do, its about what the baby
needs, its about you needing to grow up instead of wanting to stay
a spoiled brat!

Blonda
eyes flashed with anger. I think you should go Wanda, she said,
in a very soft and dangerous tone, her teeth and fists clenched in
fury.

Fine,
said Wanda, floating over to Alska and grabbing Cosmo by the hand.
Thankyou for finding Cosmo for me, she said stiffly.

Thankyou
for being an irritating know-it-all.

Raising
her wand and gving one parting glare, Wanda poofed back to Timmys
room, leaving Blonda alone with her thoughts and an unconscious
Juandissimo.

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